Friday, 29 June 2007

You Know Your Having a Bad Day...

You know you are having a bad day when you wake up to find:

National Geographic have published a major article on the recently discovered city of Zarahemla.

The Smithsonian Institute has announced that the Book of Mormon is now their key reference text in exploring Meso-American archaeology.

Mitt Romney and a council of fifty are resident in the Whitehouse.

DNA has proved that Native Americans are descended from Jews.

The Book of Mormon is number one in the New York Time bestseller's list.

An underwater boat with holes in the bottom is discovered washed up on the shore of central America.

The Pope has issued a bull entitled Deus Corporeum declaring that God has a physical body.

A collection of prophecies that should have been added to the Doctrine and Covenants since 1845 have been discovered.

Among the prophecies were, the ending of polygamy, the Wall Street crash, two world wars, the assassinaton of president Kennedy, and Amy Winehouse winning the 2007 Brits music award.

Polygamy has become legal.

Your pastor has invited the local Mormon bishop to preach on Sunday morning.

Your pastor sits in the front pew - with his wives.

2 comments:

Petra said...

12 million people might consider that a really good day. Well, except for those polygamy parts...

Mike's 4 Tea said...

It is the order of heaven Petra so maybe now would be a good time to get used to it. Maybe you should put together your own list?